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The Queen of BAWWW

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 29, 2008, 3:39 PM
Co-written by ~A-S-m-i-t-h and ~Acorn-Chan in the middle of a thread. Enjoy.


There once was a castle overlooking the trees,
Which guarded against the strong valley's breeze,
Lived a girl with pink hair who spoke Japanese,
And her name was queen of the BAWWW.

This lovely queen, Queen of the Bawww,
From her castle all of complaints she saw,
Though she thought her decrees would become law,
She had no more power than the breeze on the trees.

She loved to believe people cared what she thought,
But when you get to it, they really cared not,
And she got so upset and swore at them all,
That weeaboo pink queen of BAWWW.

And she still believes, in the trees with the breeze,
That someone, somewhere her attempts could please,
She realized it wasn't worth worth it at all,
And the wahmbulance had to be called.

Now she sits in her castle with her crappy CD's,
Hidden from the flames and the trolls and the trees,
Her MCR posters are all that she sees,
The former Queen of BAWWW.

  • Mood: b0x0rz-less

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  • Current Age: Older than my teeth, but younger than my tongue.
  • Personal Quote: "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe."

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~ColinMochrie:iconColinMochrie: 3 days 4 hours ago
That's a big rod. :eyes:
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: 3 days 16 hours ago
Oh, yes, my lightning rod of hate. :eyes:

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: 3 days 16 hours ago
And a merry Turkey Day to you!

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
=Vynnx:iconVynnx: 5 days 6 hours ago
Happy Thanksgiving!
:iconturkeyplz:

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~Herbilicious, on the nature of hard, excruciating shits -

"It's a very mystical experience, lots of swirling lights and voices. The hammers from "The Wall, " start marching around my head and I feel utterly terrified."
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: 6 days 14 hours ago
Uh, just got back from karate, and am logging on now.

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
=cassiedj:iconcassiedj: 6 days 17 hours ago
Anyway. Where did you goooo?

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Why, 'cause I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party! -Bret McKenzie [link]
=cassiedj:iconcassiedj: 6 days 19 hours ago
:| Wow, this message is from 10 minutes ago.

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Why, 'cause I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party! -Bret McKenzie [link]
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: 6 days 19 hours ago
So sorry about that. My computer shitted on me and then died. I just got it back working again.

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
=cassiedj:iconcassiedj: Nov 23, 2008, 7:45:06 PM
Wtf, mate.

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Why, 'cause I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party! -Bret McKenzie [link]
=Vynnx:iconVynnx: Nov 23, 2008, 6:11:29 PM
Just something random I came up with. I do that from time to time.

In case you're interested, he never did come back to finish my windows.

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~Herbilicious, on the nature of hard, excruciating shits -

"It's a very mystical experience, lots of swirling lights and voices. The hammers from "The Wall, " start marching around my head and I feel utterly terrified."
~AmbrMerlinus:iconAmbrMerlinus: Nov 23, 2008, 6:06:29 PM
Is that from something, or did you make it up?

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Nothing can stop Le Lapin Noir. [link]
=Vynnx:iconVynnx: Nov 21, 2008, 8:21:50 PM
Hello friend, have you found Jesus? If so, would you send him over to my apartment. He's not done cleaning the windows.

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~Herbilicious, on the nature of hard, excruciating shits -

"It's a very mystical experience, lots of swirling lights and voices. The hammers from "The Wall, " start marching around my head and I feel utterly terrified."
=cassiedj:iconcassiedj: Nov 21, 2008, 7:20:35 PM
:<

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Why, 'cause I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party! -Bret McKenzie [link]
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: Nov 20, 2008, 6:58:24 PM
Yeah, I was gone all of yesterday and today's been completely and utter shit. I'll be on AIM in a second.

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
=cassiedj:iconcassiedj: Nov 20, 2008, 6:41:29 PM
Oh, so you ARE online!

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Why, 'cause I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party! -Bret McKenzie [link]
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: Nov 20, 2008, 6:32:14 PM
And when I feel my finger on your trigger, I know nobody can do me no harm, because happiness is a warm gun. :flirty:

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: Nov 20, 2008, 6:27:05 PM
... Not that I recall, no.

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
=cassiedj:iconcassiedj: Nov 20, 2008, 3:09:55 PM
Did you, like... die?

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Why, 'cause I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party! -Bret McKenzie [link]
=OrenjiJuusu:iconOrenjiJuusu: Nov 20, 2008, 9:22:33 AM
If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world? :eyes:

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The government of England was a limited mockery. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: Nov 18, 2008, 5:31:00 PM
:wave:

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
=cassiedj:iconcassiedj: Nov 18, 2008, 3:50:28 PM
Hi!

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Why, 'cause I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party! -Bret McKenzie [link]
~LOVEintheSNOW:iconLOVEintheSNOW: Nov 17, 2008, 1:03:26 PM
:wave: Watch-backs are dandy!

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...and I say that because I am delicious.
~LOVEintheSNOW:iconLOVEintheSNOW: Nov 13, 2008, 4:02:32 PM
:thanks:

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...and I say that because I am delicious.
~A-S-m-i-t-h:iconA-S-m-i-t-h: Nov 12, 2008, 6:16:36 PM
:highfive:

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Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.

- Margaret Chittenden
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